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Key Demotivational Poster

SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.

TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...

MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you

TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.

TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

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caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L

THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.

TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..

Cause -

TAGS: hokey pokey
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 29, 2013, 6:38 pm
Thanks everyone.
chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 12:06 am
Love it spacedog! 5L
Greeny - November 28, 2013, 8:58 pm
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:05 pm
Bada Bing. 5 twirling cats
Sho - November 28, 2013, 6:54 pm
Lmao instant 5/f!

KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!

TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'

SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

TAGS: beautiful monkey
Rating: 3.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am

HAPPY THANKSGIVING - Turkey Bacon is good for the body. Bacon Turducken is good for the soul.

TAGS: bacon turkey
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

DirntFiend - November 21, 2011, 12:46 am
I wants some too!!!
DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:34 pm
Dang, never thought I'd find a recipe on Motifake, let alone a recipe I actually think I'll try..... oh man, my cardiologist is going to yell at me.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:10 am
Boil it down to a BLTurducken and you have a deal
maoworks2 - November 18, 2011, 6:11 pm
That Looks Soooo Good


CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.

TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am
You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
LMAO!!! You see right through me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am
Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Sure, now that they make Guinness there.
Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am
BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm
The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm
4-2 -_-
Grim R@per - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am
That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm
Too close
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm
Fack! it's in OT
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
off the skate
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
2-2 GG
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm
and cocoa
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm
But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
2 - 0
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm
WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm
Canada FTW! X2
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm
and all of those teams have Canadian players
Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm
Here's a funny fact for you reason. Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.
Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm
hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the **** out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am
Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!
Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am
Good one. Go Habs Go!!!^^
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm
Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!
Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am
It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.
motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL
Grim R@per - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am
Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm
Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
whoops my bad lol. i over looked that out like 10 times
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
and sorry for being a nazi
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:17 pm
what "out"? the only mistake was using the wrong "your"
tsprint1996 - January 26, 2010, 10:13 pm
Brilliant. Please change "out" to "our"
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:38 pm
That's a lot of hockey history summed up in one amsome pic.
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
HA! And he feeds him another left hand... 5Ls Grim. Love it.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

that picture makes it. 5L
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sweet poster!


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.

SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again

Gamer's Keyboard -

TAGS: gamer keyboard wasd
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Duffers

camden - April 6, 2010, 12:34 pm
me neither, if u ask me, vistas awsome.
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:01 pm
Lol that's also how my old Sweex keyboard looks like. I also rubbed off the silver paint beneath space key.
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
I've never had a problem with my vista
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
Ouch Produce
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:20 pm
WASD on my laptop has been gone for years, same with E & C (crouch & jump), i played the **** out of Soldier of Fortune in college. the a key (strafe left) has no spring left & you can't tell if you hit it or not. i still pwn with it too
Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
CTRL, ALT, & DELETE: Real Vista users don't have them
copy paste - January 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
The guy below did it a lot.
Akolyte01 - December 11, 2008, 4:20 pm
Woah... WTF? The keys that are rubbed off on his are like the exact ones on mine. WASD is gone, C is gone, part of V and N and M. I have no idea why N M and V are gone though...
WASD - September 7, 2008, 10:51 pm
I looked a my keyboard and you can definitely tell that wasd are more faded than any of the others after 5 years.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:44 am
So much fail here it hurts.
Silvo - August 25, 2008, 4:34 pm
Real gamers would be playing an online game right now...
Buster Hymen - August 19, 2008, 6:43 pm
Really? Cause I have two sets of them(Zboard). And they all still have letters on them...what crappy flea market did you find that keyboard?
jew - August 13, 2008, 11:24 am
Anon - August 6, 2008, 7:06 pm
People /fail.
Sp00t - July 30, 2008, 12:53 pm
Real gamers don't use cheap keyboards and sweat all over them. :P
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:40 am
Of course, the real point is that real gamers use the device pictured, a pc keyboard, and not a wonderful happy moving stick or an ocarina covered in b***ons.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:37 am
Real gamers are able to go into options in most games and remap whatever keys they want to use as their directional b***ons, firing b***ons, etc. or they have peripherals, or, like me, they just use the immense power of their minds, and the game obeys.
tricia - July 21, 2008, 10:25 pm
or c or v or n or m or part of j .......
Captain Douchebag - July 21, 2008, 7:34 pm
Caps Lock makes you look f***ing retarded. Have a nice day.
YOU IDIOTS - July 21, 2008, 7:29 pm
chris - July 21, 2008, 6:33 pm
real gamers call it by positioning. wasd, how it is on the keyboard.
abc start - July 21, 2008, 11:15 am
real gamers would refer to it as WSAD. up down left right


TAGS: ja****s bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my b****.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you

MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO - He's small and brown, and comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.

CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.

HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...

TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)

MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.

TAGS: hockey tuukka rask bruins playoffs
Rating: 2.93/5

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MO - April 22, 2010, 11:10 am
All I have to say aboot that is.......GOOOO FLYERS!!!!!!!
Reason - April 22, 2010, 10:42 am
I am a bruins fan, but this should be of Miller. The game last night would have been 7-2 without him. Not to say that tuukka didn't have his moments but Miller had like 7 HOW-THE-HELL-DID-HE-GET-THAT saves
MO - April 22, 2010, 9:51 am
Frickin rookie. Don't like the d*** Bruins. But that save was purdy amsome. He ummmm hold on a sec....waaait for it....tuukka that one away.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:52 am


TAGS: rickey bobby
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:39 pm
Ha! Nice one.
Bandit5906 - July 13, 2012, 7:10 pm
Great pet!

FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!

TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm
In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!

SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem

TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*

SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.

TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.

EVERY TIME - I find the key to success... Some idiot changes the lock

TAGS: find the key to success
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:01 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, and all locks are cheap, this one is just set apart from the rest for looking good.
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:37 pm
We've all been there. 5L for the Motifake, plus an additional 1L for not using an image of a cheap MasterLock.

TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.64/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm
Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!

COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.

TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes
Rating: 2.64/5

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Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?

SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey

TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Allanius

JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-f***er.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
haha i laughed

LENIN, MICKEY, AND JESUS... - At least the world Mickey created is doing well.

TAGS: lenin mickey and jesus
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:55 pm
@ serenityfailed I have never understood how a national SOCIALIST is considered right wing.
EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:29 am
Your evidence?
Chef - May 17, 2010, 1:15 am
Ya know, that guy is right... I am ashamed of my self, making a comment like that about these three... After all the people that have DIED over the teachings of Mickey Mouse... sigh
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:09 pm
That it survived this long is a credit to Chef. Timmys usually hit things much sooner. Never focus too much on ratings... they reflect a lot of admiration, but often are an attack tool by those who can't make good posters. Take it all with a grain of salt
heathentod - May 14, 2010, 11:26 am
Ah man! Some hater came along and screwed up the well-deserved perfect rating! Sorry folks, this is the funniest one all week, whether it offends your fragile sensibilities or not (indeed partially BECAUSE it offends your fragile sensibilities)!
serenityfailed - May 14, 2010, 3:53 am
except mickey was born of a extreme right wing racist, ***ist, fascist Nazi supporter
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 pm
great picture, great text!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:04 pm
Thank you! 2 of the 3 most recognized advertising icons of the 20th century!
heathentod - May 13, 2010, 5:52 pm
Love it!

THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.

TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am
Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am
Now We're Talking, Cheers.


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.

MY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Culinary keyboard... It has one feature yours doesn't Jealous?

THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day

Lugubrious -


TAGS: tiger monkey
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Reycolons619 - January 9, 2011, 6:52 am
cuteeeeeee 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 4:51 pm
That's beautiful.

MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.

TAGS: funny monkey baby
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by TraeTalley

5150monkeylove - August 8, 2011, 3:43 pm
There is nothing wrong with advising him on how to get more ***b for his buck.
gas - August 6, 2011, 5:40 pm
5 burned houses xD

I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always

TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm



TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by steph1

fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal

YOUR MONKEY - Is about to be spanked.

TAGS: monkey spank lion eat
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 11:15 am
ROFL. 5 Lions more want to spank the monkey now!

CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey

TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm

THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!

TAGS: monkey with sh**gun
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with sh**guns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?


TAGS: dog key crankyhead
Rating: 4.95/5

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Axis - April 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
lol good
spacedog - February 23, 2011, 10:54 pm
Sean - January 2, 2011, 8:19 pm
This is great, but I have a question: do I have to run? That sounds like a lot of work, what with a full bladder in all. And some of yous guys live kinda far from me. Just askin'. 5.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:41 pm
just kiddin around with you =)
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 5:36 pm
Thanks for the advice rerun...and cranky well you just gave the information I already had.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:19 pm
TheOne, there's no secret, all the ph**os I use are found on the internet. =)
rerun - January 2, 2011, 5:07 pm

send a PM of it to a regular for an opinion of what it falls under.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:58 pm
The word "impact" is giving me an...idea I feel a poster coming on but Im not sure if I it demotivational /r motivational guess I'll have to see.
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:54 pm
DPay no mind to me... I'm not a mod, and don't have an impact here.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:53 pm
Ah I see,so im goin to be here a "little" longer btw time im up to that rank to know the secret aye?
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:45 pm
Closely guarded secret... shared amongst those who can make the best of them. In the wrong hands, it's a sad sight.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:37 pm
Where do you guys find these pictures?


TAGS: irish whiskey
Rating: 4.57/5

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Aurielius - November 3, 2015, 11:29 pm
The same goes for any good single malt
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:36 am
Hmm...I always thought Black Bush came from France...
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:43 pm
This one her son is go'in me favorits. 5 Lads dead at the bar.
Iconoclast - March 14, 2011, 4:24 pm
It is what my father-in-law to be said to me when he asked me to join him in a whiskey, asked how I took my whiskey and I replied (dumb me) "with ginger ale." I had never had fine whiskey at that point in my life. I responded, "Yes sir, thank you sir"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm
This poster comes with the Moo+ seal of approval. 5L (that Bushmills black is an evil mis*****)


TAGS: zonkey donkey zebra lonely paternety test
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:47 pm
Even zebras like a**.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
We shall name her "Debra"

BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...

TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

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Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm


TAGS: 5150monkeylove quote art restriction
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - August 17, 2013, 11:50 pm
I just found this... pretty cool, and I am honored


TAGS: monkey see monkey do
Rating: 4.82/5

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Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:51 pm
nice one :)


SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...

TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm
actually....its "smokey bear"


TAGS: dogs and donkeys
Rating: 4.02/5
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:25 pm
lol Nice!
Derek - November 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
"- but I like it, like it, yes I do!"

IIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIII - will aaallllwayyyss loovvvee youuuuuuuu

DISNEYLAND CHINA - Built by children for children.

TAGS: mickey mouse child labor
Rating: 4.8/5

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pzykosiz - April 10, 2011, 7:07 pm
i wonder how they locked up in the "it's a small world ride"

GAMEBOY CONDOMS - For when you really need to get your game on

TAGS: gameboy condoms donkey kong
Rating: 4.53/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:02 am
Jaden Yuki would love these.:D

LEAFS FANS - Cheering "Golf Leafs Golf" since 2004

CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software

TAGS: programers code monkey 50cal
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 11:16 pm
looking at the screens, i think it is more accurate to say basement monkey: turns h**pockets and mountain due into acne.
50cal - January 18, 2011, 8:48 am
If only I could turn my COD skills into money then I would be all set!
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:31 pm
More coffee, fewer screens and joysticks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 4:52 pm
I turn whiskey into vomit and shame.
motinet - January 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

I turn red bull into software :)


TAGS: monkey dog communication
Rating: 4.58/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:54 pm
I call foul play... you saw my coming to MotiFake XD jk, 5L I laughed hard while reading that thanks for that


TAGS: discipline is key
Rating: 4.31/5

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GySgt1811 - April 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
'Twas always thus... Actually, I wouldn't have it any other way. The FEBA is STILL the most exclusive club in the world.

YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.


TAGS: nero rome vancouver hockey riot
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sean - June 18, 2011, 12:55 am
Uhmmm, yeah. No. Here's the thing, Airdude, can I call you Airdude? Anywho, here in Canada we all know that hockey is a major aphrodisiac -- so much so that the best pickup line going is: C'mon eh, baby, I'm hung like a hockey puck.
Airman - June 17, 2011, 6:04 pm
just saw a news update on the ph**o. They are a couple, and she was knocked over and hurt by a police shield. He was helping her. Just bruises it turned out
Shadowjoe - June 17, 2011, 3:09 pm
At least, he showed up more than the team on the ice... and probably will score more too

TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving

TAGS: turkey flavored chip fail pringles
Rating: 4.35/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2011, 8:46 am
That's my christmas dinner hard times

ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...

TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am
I truly dont see how

SIDNEY CROSBY - First game back after concussion... 2 goals & 2 assists Attention all other NHL teams: "YOU'RE F*#KED"

TAGS: pittsburgh penguins hockey sidney crosby
Rating: 3.5/5

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Oiler - February 6, 2013, 10:16 am
You spelled "Cindy" wrong...the kid is a sissy.
caveman - March 9, 2012, 9:28 pm
So how's he going now?

LOVE - Opens the door to all you value in life.

TAGS: love key door
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - February 12, 2012, 9:02 am

post to motitwist too


TAGS: monkey dating
Rating: 4.78/5

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agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:09 am
Well done.

TRADITIONAL ORIENTAL TURKEY - This thanksgiving wok your dog

TAGS: dogs turkeys food
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:14 am
I like it!

INITIATIVE - If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs.

BOB PROBERT #24 - RIP - 162 Goals / 221 Assists / 3300 Penalty Minutes Usually if you saw this face, it wasn't going to be a good day for you Rest in peace, champ.

HOCKEY FANS - The force is mighty in this one

TAGS: hockey fans
Rating: 3.27/5

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deth369 - May 25, 2011, 2:06 pm


TAGS: patricia mindf*** spot the monkey
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 pm
I think I've seen every episode three times. Twice for sure. Soap was amazing. But there are great shows now.
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:23 pm

Hell, thet Taits were pretty awsome in their own right. Wish they still had shows like that on now.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:22 pm
I don't think Benson ever drove the Taits around anywhere. God Benson was great, eh? But thanks for the comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:54 pm
Ever seen the British show Jeeves and Wooster? Jeeves is played by Steven Fry and Wooster is played by Hugh Laurie (house).
MrRandom - August 22, 2009, 3:14 am
I'm with Sean on needing a butler named Jeeves. So stereotypical but just classic.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 3:13 am
5 Monkeys! But I think I would want a butler named Benson.

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome

TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headsh** humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

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zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.


TAGS: baby disney mickey mouse
Rating: 4.86/5

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ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 12:54 am
Brings back repressed childhood memories. 5
matt28 - October 18, 2010, 3:20 pm
Hey, we've all got to be scared ****-less sooner or later. Might as well get it over with!
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 11:15 am
take the kid this month, the screams are priceless.


TAGS: humor pats place monkey
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:11 am
Monkey's got a gun ... Hungry monkey, banana good.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Harmless humor? LOL! 5L

SMOKEY THE BEAR - Every time his wife gets hot he puts her out with a shovel..

I HAVE A FRO - Your logic is invalid

TAGS: monkey logic fro
Rating: 2.21/5
Ahh! - February 14, 2009, 12:51 am
It is Turk from Tarzan!

DARTH MAUL-MONKEY - Well... Maybe I should write something like '' fail ''.

TAGS: darth maul star wars monkey sith **** fail donkey kong supreme ****
Rating: 1.88/5

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aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:18 pm
Hey, Motifake Wit Liberation Front... I think you transposed the words "confident" and "competent."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:24 am
I love the pic; heck, he should've looked that way in the movie! Next time, just be confident when you write your caption.


TAGS: grease monkey f15
Rating: 4.68/5

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Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 9:33 pm
I'd take clean air and water over a nimitz class supercarrier any day...Unless of course it was my own PERSONAL nimitz class haha!
TheTrashHeap - January 3, 2011, 6:37 pm
Now all we have to brag about is clean water and air. I sure would trade all that for an aircraft carrier...
crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 5:09 pm
we used to have carriers up here in canada, till we melted em down and turned em into kegs =)
Airman - January 3, 2011, 5:00 pm
8 countries have aircraft carriers right now.. for a total of 22.. we have 11, with a 12th coming.. the UK has 2
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:56 pm
per nation...not total. Just to clarify.
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:55 pm
Don't anyone take this personally please, but...It never ceases to amaze me just how much air control superiority the U.S has. Hell, we have Aircraft Carriers that control more airspace than 95% of the worlds nations.
onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:51 pm
Yep, it's a basic Phase One Inspection checklist, alright.

MARIO & D.K. - At a hundred dollars a barrel, they finally agreed it was just too damn much

TAGS: mario donkey kong
Rating: 4.35/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:26 pm
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:26 pm

PRICELESS - 4 Idiots One Smart Guy Priceless He Covered his face and saved his ass


CONSTIPATION - Hunnngh Hunnngh Hunnngh

TAGS: monkey takes a dump
Rating: 2.71/5

gamers keyboard -

TAGS: keyboard
Rating: 2.7/5

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shtoink - December 4, 2008, 5:28 am
the bottom of the E just got wore off so it is a F wannabe
Drunkmonk - December 3, 2008, 12:36 pm
anyone notice the two "F " keys ?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 16, 2008, 3:12 am
http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=12674 repeat. It was Duffers, back in July.
Duff - November 16, 2008, 2:23 am
did you just resubmit my poster?
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:54 am
mine are actually seperate clear plastic letters that light up from underneath so they shuold stay with me for a while :D

REINCARNATION - This is what happens to Buckeye fans.

TAGS: buckeye ohio state michigan wolverine
Rating: 2.18/5

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todd snyder - July 15, 2009, 4:21 pm
deltabob- a marked omprovement :-)

ABILITIES - Yours are so weak, even the apes are facepalming.

BOND - James, Bond

TAGS: james bond 007 ownage monkey funny
Rating: 2.08/5

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Hector - May 7, 2009, 4:12 pm
It's Fiben Bolger!
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Krusty the clown would be proud or just want to kill him..
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:15 am
Krusty the clone would be proud or just want to kill him..
ANONY - January 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
***yness in a suit
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 1:54 pm
Cool! Sean Connery is coming back as 007!!!
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am
Mr. Teeny with a gun.
Dustin Marthington - August 2, 2008, 12:29 pm
redo the last 4 or 5 brosnan films w/ him, and you couldn't tell the difference.
Barack - April 23, 2008, 10:11 am
Obama... Barack Obama
Dre - April 16, 2008, 1:24 pm
True, but Agent 47 us bald.
PorkFat - April 11, 2008, 12:32 am
Looks more like Agent 47 from a**asin. Bond doesn't carry a 1911 "baller". He carries a Walther PPK.

WHEN YOU ARE SAD - I will jump on whoever made you sad like a spider monkey jacked-up on Mountain Dew !!!!

HOOTERS - The originals

TAGS: howling monkeys
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 9:43 pm

Yep, it's me! Thanks for the nice welcome back!~
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
Igs? It's really you? Welcome back hun! 5L but split down the middle. Part for the poster and part cuz you're back!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 2:00 pm
Howlers, New World: prehensile tails, stationary eyes.
lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 10:23 am

Just been busy, busy. Hope all of you are well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:36 am
LG! Where ya been?
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:30 am
hehehe... wb Igy!


TAGS: keyboard necktie me***hor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am
I think I can hear ***s, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm
I think I can hear ***s playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm
B!tchin, 5L

KUNG FU - Monkey Style! WAYA WATCHAAAAA! ***WAM***

TAGS: kung fu monkey style
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - January 27, 2010, 8:46 pm
Ve nature of va monkey was - irrepressible!

WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?

TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm

HOCKEY FIGHTS - The Only Thing Men Are Willing To See "On Ice"



LOVE - He was Just a young pup from the wrong side of town.. She was an uptown uptempo monkey..It was forbidden... but yet, so beautiful.

TAGS: love monkey doggie barf
Rating: 3.67/5

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bOB cHIN - August 6, 2009, 9:51 am
Touching....Oh yeah, I've already been repremanded for touching, and I won't be doing it again. But I'll vote this up Bunny, it's a keeper.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:53 am
Patricia is NOT going to be happy about this.