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SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm, #154206
Been done, and anonymous...


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm, #234677
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm, #234676
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm, #234675
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm, #234674
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm, #234673
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm, #234672
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am, #35987
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm, #32140
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm, #26635
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm, #26632
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am, #20809
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am, #20807
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm, #5742
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.


TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm, #228983
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm, #228911
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..


Cause -


TAGS: hokey pokey
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 29, 2013, 6:38 pm, #251291
Thanks everyone.
chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 12:06 am, #251264
Love it spacedog! 5L
Greeny - November 28, 2013, 8:58 pm, #251247
Nice
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:05 pm, #251237
Bada Bing. 5 twirling cats
Sho - November 28, 2013, 6:54 pm, #251235
Lmao instant 5/f!


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Koradan

maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am, #225723
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.


TAGS: beautiful monkey
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by elixiri

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am, #237215
LMAO!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - Turkey Bacon is good for the body. Bacon Turducken is good for the soul.


TAGS: bacon turkey
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

DirntFiend - November 21, 2011, 12:46 am, #226003
I wants some too!!!
DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:34 pm, #225981
Dang, never thought I'd find a recipe on Motifake, let alone a recipe I actually think I'll try..... oh man, my cardiologist is going to yell at me.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:10 am, #225941
Boil it down to a BLTurducken and you have a deal
maoworks2 - November 18, 2011, 6:11 pm, #225929
That Looks Soooo Good


TXT MSG -




CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.


TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am, #159992
You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am, #159989
Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am, #159988
LMAO!!! You see right through me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am, #159987
Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am, #159986
Sure, now that they make Guinness there.
Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am, #159984
BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159908
The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm, #159905
WE WIN!!!
MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm, #159903
4-2 -_-
Grim R@per - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am, #159047
That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm, #158999
WOOT!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm, #158998
Too close
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm, #158997
Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm, #158996
Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm, #158995
shootout
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm, #158989
Fack! it's in OT
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm, #158977
off the skate
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm, #158976
FACK!!!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm, #158975
2-2 GG
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm, #158974
and cocoa
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm, #158971
But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm, #158969
d*** THE SWISS!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm, #158960
2 - 0
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm, #158947
WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm, #155749
Canada FTW! X2
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm, #155747
and all of those teams have Canadian players
Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm, #155741
Here's a funny fact for you reason. Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.
Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm, #155156
hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the **** out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am, #154955
Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!
Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am, #154923
Good one. Go Habs Go!!!^^
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm, #154851
Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!
Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm, #154807
And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm, #154765
love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am, #154716
It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.
motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am, #154696

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL
Grim R@per - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am, #154692
Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm, #154671
Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm, #154663
whoops my bad lol. i over looked that out like 10 times
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm, #154662
and sorry for being a nazi
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:17 pm, #154661
what "out"? the only mistake was using the wrong "your"
tsprint1996 - January 26, 2010, 10:13 pm, #154660
Brilliant. Please change "out" to "our"
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:38 pm, #154639
That's a lot of hockey history summed up in one amsome pic.
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:22 pm, #154632
HA! And he feeds him another left hand... 5Ls Grim. Love it.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:19 pm, #154630

that picture makes it. 5L
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 8:15 pm, #154629
Sweet poster!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am, #203919
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am, #203916
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm, #203879
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again




Gamer's Keyboard -


TAGS: gamer keyboard wasd
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Duffers

camden - April 6, 2010, 12:34 pm, #169967
me neither, if u ask me, vistas awsome.
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:01 pm, #165207
Lol that's also how my old Sweex keyboard looks like. I also rubbed off the silver paint beneath space key.
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:24 pm, #154394
I've never had a problem with my vista
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 4:23 pm, #154393
Ouch Produce
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:20 pm, #154392
WASD on my laptop has been gone for years, same with E & C (crouch & jump), i played the **** out of Soldier of Fortune in college. the a key (strafe left) has no spring left & you can't tell if you hit it or not. i still pwn with it too
Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 11:35 pm, #136399
CTRL, ALT, & DELETE: Real Vista users don't have them
copy paste - January 22, 2009, 4:17 pm, #53796
The guy below did it a lot.
Akolyte01 - December 11, 2008, 4:20 pm, #43722
Woah... WTF? The keys that are rubbed off on his are like the exact ones on mine. WASD is gone, C is gone, part of V and N and M. I have no idea why N M and V are gone though...
WASD - September 7, 2008, 10:51 pm, #19553
I looked a my keyboard and you can definitely tell that wasd are more faded than any of the others after 5 years.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:44 am, #19067
So much fail here it hurts.
Silvo - August 25, 2008, 4:34 pm, #16680
Real gamers would be playing an online game right now...
Buster Hymen - August 19, 2008, 6:43 pm, #15520
Really? Cause I have two sets of them(Zboard). And they all still have letters on them...what crappy flea market did you find that keyboard?
jew - August 13, 2008, 11:24 am, #14247
f*** YOU BUDDY!
Anon - August 6, 2008, 7:06 pm, #12918
People /fail.
Sp00t - July 30, 2008, 12:53 pm, #11848
Real gamers don't use cheap keyboards and sweat all over them. :P
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:40 am, #10630
Of course, the real point is that real gamers use the device pictured, a pc keyboard, and not a wonderful happy moving stick or an ocarina covered in b***ons.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:37 am, #10628
Real gamers are able to go into options in most games and remap whatever keys they want to use as their directional b***ons, firing b***ons, etc. or they have peripherals, or, like me, they just use the immense power of their minds, and the game obeys.
tricia - July 21, 2008, 10:25 pm, #10605
or c or v or n or m or part of j .......
Captain Douchebag - July 21, 2008, 7:34 pm, #10583
Caps Lock makes you look f***ing retarded. Have a nice day.
YOU IDIOTS - July 21, 2008, 7:29 pm, #10581
REAL GAMERS DON'T HAVE WASD BECAUSE THEY WEAR THAT **** OFF DUMBASSES ALSO CRUISE CONTROL
chris - July 21, 2008, 6:33 pm, #10576
real gamers call it by positioning. wasd, how it is on the keyboard.
abc start - July 21, 2008, 11:15 am, #10547
real gamers would refer to it as WSAD. up down left right


PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -


TAGS: ja****s bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm, #258514
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am, #193092
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my b****.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am, #193091
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm, #193007
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm, #192976

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm, #192974
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO - He's small and brown, and comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns




WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.




INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am, #234952
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm, #227586
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.




HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm, #242341
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm, #238957
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am, #234585
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm, #234499
I say it's a good start :)


MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.


TAGS: hockey tuukka rask bruins playoffs
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by ishtibullal

MO - April 22, 2010, 11:10 am, #172984
All I have to say aboot that is.......GOOOO FLYERS!!!!!!!
Reason - April 22, 2010, 10:42 am, #172982
I am a bruins fan, but this should be of Miller. The game last night would have been 7-2 without him. Not to say that tuukka didn't have his moments but Miller had like 7 HOW-THE-HELL-DID-HE-GET-THAT saves
MO - April 22, 2010, 9:51 am, #172977
Frickin rookie. Don't like the d*** Bruins. But that save was purdy amsome. He ummmm hold on a sec....waaait for it....tuukka that one away.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:52 am, #172967
MUAH!


TALLEDEGA NIGHTS -


TAGS: rickey bobby
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:39 pm, #237233
Ha! Nice one.
Bandit5906 - July 13, 2012, 7:10 pm, #237227
Great pet!


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am, #221656
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am, #212758
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm, #155336
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am, #154126

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am, #154120
Good one Wit!


I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm, #246587
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm, #242233
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm, #242231
In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm, #242230
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem


TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am, #248111
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am, #202951
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm, #202900
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm, #100852
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm, #100848
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am, #100770
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am, #100768
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am, #100767
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am, #100741
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm, #100643
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm, #100639
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


EVERY TIME - I find the key to success... Some idiot changes the lock


TAGS: find the key to success
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:01 pm, #250712
Thanks, much appreciated, and all locks are cheap, this one is just set apart from the rest for looking good.
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:37 pm, #250646
We've all been there. 5L for the Motifake, plus an additional 1L for not using an image of a cheap MasterLock.


TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?


TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm, #256809
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am, #214646
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm, #192955
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm, #192948
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.63/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm, #245060
Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey


TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Allanius

JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm, #247178
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm, #230484
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm, #226405
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am, #40154
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am, #40134
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-f***er.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm, #13458
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm, #13457
haha i laughed


THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.


TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Wrathchild

Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am, #242368
Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am, #242329
Now We're Talking, Cheers.


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am, #231774
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm, #231690
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am, #231676
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am, #231671
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am, #231665
lol


LENIN, MICKEY, AND JESUS... - At least the world Mickey created is doing well.


TAGS: lenin mickey and jesus
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:55 pm, #246925
@ serenityfailed I have never understood how a national SOCIALIST is considered right wing.
EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:29 am, #239280
Your evidence?
Chef - May 17, 2010, 1:15 am, #176237
Ya know, that guy is right... I am ashamed of my self, making a comment like that about these three... After all the people that have DIED over the teachings of Mickey Mouse... sigh
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:09 pm, #175988
That it survived this long is a credit to Chef. Timmys usually hit things much sooner. Never focus too much on ratings... they reflect a lot of admiration, but often are an attack tool by those who can't make good posters. Take it all with a grain of salt
heathentod - May 14, 2010, 11:26 am, #175987
Ah man! Some hater came along and screwed up the well-deserved perfect rating! Sorry folks, this is the funniest one all week, whether it offends your fragile sensibilities or not (indeed partially BECAUSE it offends your fragile sensibilities)!
serenityfailed - May 14, 2010, 3:53 am, #175968
except mickey was born of a extreme right wing racist, ***ist, fascist Nazi supporter
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 pm, #175905
great picture, great text!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:04 pm, #175903
Thank you! 2 of the 3 most recognized advertising icons of the 20th century!
heathentod - May 13, 2010, 5:52 pm, #175896
Love it!


MY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Culinary keyboard... It has one feature yours doesn't Jealous?




THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




BELONGING -


TAGS: tiger monkey
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Reycolons619 - January 9, 2011, 6:52 am, #209482
cuteeeeeee 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 4:51 pm, #209422
That's beautiful.


MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.


TAGS: funny monkey baby
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by TraeTalley

5150monkeylove - August 8, 2011, 3:43 pm, #222695
There is nothing wrong with advising him on how to get more ***b for his buck.
gas - August 6, 2011, 5:40 pm, #222568
5 burned houses xD


TECHNICALLY WHISKEY IS A SOLUTION -


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm, #240651
"A," not "the" solution.


I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm, #234458
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm, #234449
rofl


IRISH CURE FOR EVERYTHING -




Lugubrious -




CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by steph1

fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am, #225908
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm, #215598
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm, #213233
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


YOUR MONKEY - Is about to be spanked.


TAGS: monkey spank lion eat
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Mongo

forseti - April 7, 2010, 11:15 am, #170115
ROFL. 5 Lions more want to spank the monkey now!


CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey


TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm, #138894
AHHHH!! MONKEY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!


THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




SMILE ! -




AMBITION -


TAGS: dog key crankyhead
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Axis - April 4, 2012, 3:42 pm, #232719
lol good
spacedog - February 23, 2011, 10:54 pm, #213033
Greatness.
Sean - January 2, 2011, 8:19 pm, #208985
This is great, but I have a question: do I have to run? That sounds like a lot of work, what with a full bladder in all. And some of yous guys live kinda far from me. Just askin'. 5.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:41 pm, #208972
just kiddin around with you =)
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 5:36 pm, #208971
Thanks for the advice rerun...and cranky well you just gave the information I already had.
crankyhead - January 2, 2011, 5:19 pm, #208970
TheOne, there's no secret, all the ph**os I use are found on the internet. =)
rerun - January 2, 2011, 5:07 pm, #208969

send a PM of it to a regular for an opinion of what it falls under.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:58 pm, #208967
The word "impact" is giving me an...idea I feel a poster coming on but Im not sure if I it demotivational /r motivational guess I'll have to see.
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:54 pm, #208966
DPay no mind to me... I'm not a mod, and don't have an impact here.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:53 pm, #208965
Ah I see,so im goin to be here a "little" longer btw time im up to that rank to know the secret aye?
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:45 pm, #208961
Closely guarded secret... shared amongst those who can make the best of them. In the wrong hands, it's a sad sight.
TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:37 pm, #208957
Where do you guys find these pictures?


IRELAND'S GIFTS TO THE WORLD -


TAGS: irish whiskey
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:36 am, #214316
Hmm...I always thought Black Bush came from France...
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:43 pm, #214263
This one her son is go'in me favorits. 5 Lads dead at the bar.
Iconoclast - March 14, 2011, 4:24 pm, #214226
It is what my father-in-law to be said to me when he asked me to join him in a whiskey, asked how I took my whiskey and I replied (dumb me) "with ginger ale." I had never had fine whiskey at that point in my life. I responded, "Yes sir, thank you sir"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm, #214217
This poster comes with the Moo+ seal of approval. 5L (that Bushmills black is an evil mis*****)


ZONKEY -


TAGS: zonkey donkey zebra lonely paternety test
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:47 pm, #213707
Even zebras like a**.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 4:26 pm, #213696
We shall name her "Debra"


BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...


TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

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Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm, #12258
NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MONKEYS.


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: monkey see monkey do
Rating: 4.81/5

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Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:51 pm, #198126
nice one :)


ENLIGHTENMENT -




SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...


TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm, #229151
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm, #229137
actually....its "smokey bear"


TASTES LIKE ASS -


TAGS: dogs and donkeys
Rating: 4.02/5
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:25 pm, #139903
lol Nice!
Derek - November 25, 2009, 3:43 pm, #139863
"- but I like it, like it, yes I do!"


IIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIII - will aaallllwayyyss loovvvee youuuuuuuu




DISNEYLAND CHINA - Built by children for children.


TAGS: mickey mouse child labor
Rating: 4.8/5

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pzykosiz - April 10, 2011, 7:07 pm, #216089
i wonder how they locked up in the "it's a small world ride"


GAMEBOY CONDOMS - For when you really need to get your game on


TAGS: gameboy condoms donkey kong
Rating: 4.53/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:02 am, #242786
Jaden Yuki would love these.:D


TEST THE BOUNDARIES -


TAGS: 5150monkeylove quote art restriction
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

5150monkeylove - August 17, 2013, 11:50 pm, #248785
I just found this... pretty cool, and I am honored


LEAFS FANS - Cheering "Golf Leafs Golf" since 2004




CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software


TAGS: programers code monkey 50cal
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 11:16 pm, #245401
looking at the screens, i think it is more accurate to say basement monkey: turns h**pockets and mountain due into acne.
50cal - January 18, 2011, 8:48 am, #210196
If only I could turn my COD skills into money then I would be all set!
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:31 pm, #210059
More coffee, fewer screens and joysticks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 4:52 pm, #209925
I turn whiskey into vomit and shame.
motinet - January 14, 2011, 4:25 pm, #209922

I turn red bull into software :)


ENGLISH POR FAVOR -


TAGS: monkey dog communication
Rating: 4.58/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:54 pm, #234094
I call foul play... you saw my coming to MotiFake XD jk, 5L I laughed hard while reading that thanks for that


TRAINING STANDARDS -


TAGS: discipline is key
Rating: 4.27/5

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GySgt1811 - April 29, 2010, 4:29 pm, #173975
'Twas always thus... Actually, I wouldn't have it any other way. The FEBA is STILL the most exclusive club in the world.


YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




FIDDLING -


TAGS: nero rome vancouver hockey riot
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - June 18, 2011, 12:55 am, #220199
Uhmmm, yeah. No. Here's the thing, Airdude, can I call you Airdude? Anywho, here in Canada we all know that hockey is a major aphrodisiac -- so much so that the best pickup line going is: C'mon eh, baby, I'm hung like a hockey puck.
Airman - June 17, 2011, 6:04 pm, #220169
just saw a news update on the ph**o. They are a couple, and she was knocked over and hurt by a police shield. He was helping her. Just bruises it turned out
Shadowjoe - June 17, 2011, 3:09 pm, #220159
At least, he showed up more than the team on the ice... and probably will score more too


TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving


TAGS: turkey flavored chip fail pringles
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

maoworks2 - November 6, 2011, 8:46 am, #225601
That's my christmas dinner hard times


ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...


TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm, #233451
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am, #233377
I truly dont see how


SIDNEY CROSBY - First game back after concussion... 2 goals & 2 assists Attention all other NHL teams: "YOU'RE F*#KED"


TAGS: pittsburgh penguins hockey sidney crosby
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by jam1977

Oiler - February 6, 2013, 10:16 am, #243258
You spelled "Cindy" wrong...the kid is a sissy.
caveman - March 9, 2012, 9:28 pm, #230964
So how's he going now?


LOVE - Opens the door to all you value in life.


TAGS: love key door
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Watcher

rerun - February 12, 2012, 9:02 am, #229402

post to motitwist too


FIRST DATE -


TAGS: monkey dating
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:09 am, #199574
Well done.


TRADITIONAL ORIENTAL TURKEY - This thanksgiving wok your dog


TAGS: dogs turkeys food
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by rockntractor

agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:14 am, #138770
I like it!


INITIATIVE - If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs.




MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!


TAGS: monkey with sh**gun
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Rexman

Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm, #242869
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm, #173937
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am, #147499
Monkeys with sh**guns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am, #147497
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am, #147492
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am, #147489
is that the trunk monkey?


BOB PROBERT #24 - RIP - 162 Goals / 221 Assists / 3300 Penalty Minutes Usually if you saw this face, it wasn't going to be a good day for you Rest in peace, champ.




HOCKEY FANS - The force is mighty in this one


TAGS: hockey fans
Rating: 3.27/5

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deth369 - May 25, 2011, 2:06 pm, #219114
WTF


SO GAUCHE -


TAGS: patricia mindf*** spot the monkey
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 pm, #110899
I think I've seen every episode three times. Twice for sure. Soap was amazing. But there are great shows now.
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:23 pm, #110897

Hell, thet Taits were pretty awsome in their own right. Wish they still had shows like that on now.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:22 pm, #110896
I don't think Benson ever drove the Taits around anywhere. God Benson was great, eh? But thanks for the comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:54 pm, #110889
Ever seen the British show Jeeves and Wooster? Jeeves is played by Steven Fry and Wooster is played by Hugh Laurie (house).
MrRandom - August 22, 2009, 3:14 am, #110838
I'm with Sean on needing a butler named Jeeves. So stereotypical but just classic.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 3:13 am, #110837
5 Monkeys! But I think I would want a butler named Benson.


THEN IT HIT ME -


TAGS: baby disney mickey mouse
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 12:54 am, #206333
Brings back repressed childhood memories. 5
matt28 - October 18, 2010, 3:20 pm, #198827
Hey, we've all got to be scared ****-less sooner or later. Might as well get it over with!
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 11:15 am, #198800
take the kid this month, the screams are priceless.


INTIMIDATED -


TAGS: humor pats place monkey
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:11 am, #187464
Monkey's got a gun ... Hungry monkey, banana good.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:39 am, #187428
Harmless humor? LOL! 5L


SMOKEY THE BEAR - Every time his wife gets hot he puts her out with a shovel..




I HAVE A FRO - Your logic is invalid


TAGS: monkey logic fro
Rating: 2.21/5
Ahh! - February 14, 2009, 12:51 am, #59555
It is Turk from Tarzan!


DARTH MAUL-MONKEY - Well... Maybe I should write something like '' fail ''.


TAGS: darth maul star wars monkey sith **** fail donkey kong supreme ****
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by EleMenTals

aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:18 pm, #13753
Hey, Motifake Wit Liberation Front... I think you transposed the words "confident" and "competent."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:24 am, #13515
I love the pic; heck, he should've looked that way in the movie! Next time, just be confident when you write your caption.


WE'VE SERVICED -


TAGS: grease monkey f15
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 9:33 pm, #209067
I'd take clean air and water over a nimitz class supercarrier any day...Unless of course it was my own PERSONAL nimitz class haha!
TheTrashHeap - January 3, 2011, 6:37 pm, #209056
Now all we have to brag about is clean water and air. I sure would trade all that for an aircraft carrier...
crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 5:09 pm, #209051
we used to have carriers up here in canada, till we melted em down and turned em into kegs =)
Airman - January 3, 2011, 5:00 pm, #209050
8 countries have aircraft carriers right now.. for a total of 22.. we have 11, with a 12th coming.. the UK has 2
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:56 pm, #209042
per nation...not total. Just to clarify.
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:55 pm, #209041
Don't anyone take this personally please, but...It never ceases to amaze me just how much air control superiority the U.S has. Hell, we have Aircraft Carriers that control more airspace than 95% of the worlds nations.
onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:51 pm, #209040
Yep, it's a basic Phase One Inspection checklist, alright.


MARIO & D.K. - At a hundred dollars a barrel, they finally agreed it was just too damn much


TAGS: mario donkey kong
Rating: 4.35/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:26 pm, #167564
^_^
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:26 pm, #151428
Sweet.


PRICELESS - 4 Idiots One Smart Guy Priceless He Covered his face and saved his ass




FINALLY PETE WON -




CONSTIPATION - Hunnngh Hunnngh Hunnngh


TAGS: monkey takes a dump
Rating: 2.71/5


gamers keyboard -


TAGS: keyboard
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by kira

shtoink - December 4, 2008, 5:28 am, #41749
the bottom of the E just got wore off so it is a F wannabe
Drunkmonk - December 3, 2008, 12:36 pm, #41596
anyone notice the two "F " keys ?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 16, 2008, 3:12 am, #36732
http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=12674 repeat. It was Duffers, back in July.
Duff - November 16, 2008, 2:23 am, #36718
did you just resubmit my poster?
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:54 am, #34986
mine are actually seperate clear plastic letters that light up from underneath so they shuold stay with me for a while :D


REINCARNATION - This is what happens to Buckeye fans.


TAGS: buckeye ohio state michigan wolverine
Rating: 2.18/5

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todd snyder - July 15, 2009, 4:21 pm, #95849
deltabob- a marked omprovement :-)


BOND - James, Bond


TAGS: james bond 007 ownage monkey funny
Rating: 2.08/5

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Hector - May 7, 2009, 4:12 pm, #78589
It's Fiben Bolger!
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:17 am, #51892
Krusty the clown would be proud or just want to kill him..
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:15 am, #51891
Krusty the clone would be proud or just want to kill him..
ANONY - January 1, 2009, 7:45 pm, #48234
***yness in a suit
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 1:54 pm, #22643
Cool! Sean Connery is coming back as 007!!!
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am, #13650
Mr. Teeny with a gun.
Dustin Marthington - August 2, 2008, 12:29 pm, #12356
redo the last 4 or 5 brosnan films w/ him, and you couldn't tell the difference.
Barack - April 23, 2008, 10:11 am, #2219
Obama... Barack Obama
Dre - April 16, 2008, 1:24 pm, #2006
True, but Agent 47 us bald.
PorkFat - April 11, 2008, 12:32 am, #1850
Looks more like Agent 47 from a**asin. Bond doesn't carry a 1911 "baller". He carries a Walther PPK.


HOOTERS - The originals


TAGS: howling monkeys
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 9:43 pm, #241346

Yep, it's me! Thanks for the nice welcome back!~
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:02 pm, #241333
Igs? It's really you? Welcome back hun! 5L but split down the middle. Part for the poster and part cuz you're back!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 2:00 pm, #241329
Howlers, New World: prehensile tails, stationary eyes.
lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 10:23 am, #241319

Just been busy, busy. Hope all of you are well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:36 am, #241316
LG! Where ya been?
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:30 am, #241315
hehehe... wb Igy!


OBSERVATION -


TAGS: keyboard necktie me***hor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm, #206134
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am, #206122
I think I can hear ***s, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am, #206119
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm, #206116
I think I can hear ***s playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm, #206113
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm, #206100
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm, #206074
B!tchin, 5L


KUNG FU - Monkey Style! WAYA WATCHAAAAA! ***WAM***


TAGS: kung fu monkey style
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - January 27, 2010, 8:46 pm, #154845
Ve nature of va monkey was - irrepressible!


WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?


TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm, #202808
Niiice!


HOCKEY FIGHTS - The Only Thing Men Are Willing To See "On Ice"




KEYBOARD CAT VICTORY -




HEY YOU -




LOVE - He was Just a young pup from the wrong side of town.. She was an uptown uptempo monkey..It was forbidden... but yet, so beautiful.


TAGS: love monkey doggie barf
Rating: 3.67/5

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bOB cHIN - August 6, 2009, 9:51 am, #105193
Touching....Oh yeah, I've already been repremanded for touching, and I won't be doing it again. But I'll vote this up Bunny, it's a keeper.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:53 am, #105178
Patricia is NOT going to be happy about this.


WHAT'S THE MATTA WITH YOU? - Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Show some respect. This is the Pumpkin Monkey turf. One call from me and Bada-Bing Bada-Boom, they'll find you dead in the East River


TAGS: monkey
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Doug

poy - June 5, 2010, 5:49 pm, #179202
awwww, so cute


BANDWAGON - He wishes he never jumped on it.


TAGS: marian hossa hockey stanley cup red wings detroit
Rating: 2.38/5
steve2 - November 16, 2010, 1:41 pm, #202805
to the commenter above he now has a cup :)
HA HA - June 18, 2009, 2:43 pm, #88055
HA HA what a loser. This makes me happier than if my team won the cup.


ABILITIES - Yours are so weak, even the apes are facepalming.




BORED GEEKS - Repurposing electronics for no apparent reason since 1910.


TAGS: keyboard
Rating: 2.02/5

More motifakes by Monkeyboy$@

Edders - November 8, 2008, 2:56 pm, #34563
once did something similar in one of the I.T. labs in my old high school. took all the letters and moved them so each keyboard had only one letter on it each. d*** i miss high school.
Riven - April 3, 2008, 6:41 pm, #1598
XD it took me a second to figure it out. "Help Im being held captive in key board factory"


STANDARDS - It's fine to have high standards, but low standards gets you a monkey


TAGS: pzy monkey massage bash quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 12:03 am, #225525
t(-_-t) 5L though


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